Lord Of The Rings Memers Love Grond, The Wolf Head Battering Ram


Grond is a battering ram from The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King. Shaped like a wolf’s head, it is used by the Uruk’hai to break down the gates of Minas Tirith. In the late 2010s, it became a popular subject in Lord Of The Rings meme communities.


In The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, the Uruk’hai army bring a battering ram to break down the gates of Minas Tirith, the capital city of Gondor. The battering ram, called Grond, is shaped like a wolf’s head with a fiery mouth.


The object began seeing use in memes in the Lord Of The Rings meme subreddit, /r/lotrmemes, in early 2018. On January 3rd, a Redditor posted a Virgin vs. Chad meme about Grond, gaining over 340 points (shown below, left). Grond memes grew popular in June of that year, as several Grond memes appeared on June 5th and 6th. For example, user jc_special posted a Drakeposting edit on June 6th, gaining over 3,000 points (shown below, right).

Chad GROND VIRGIN SIEGE LASER Kills scores of Gondorian guards when he busts Fucks all the orcish cheerleaders a nut through their gates when he's done FIRES ONLY ONE SHOT, ONLY HITS A DILAPIDATED DOOR GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! NEEDS TO REST AFTER FIRING EVERY SHOT, HIGH REFRACTORY PERIOD GROND! GROND! GROND! HAS TO BE TOWED INTO BATTLE BY TUGS, TOO FAT TO MOVE ON HIS OWN POWER NEEDS VEHICLES TO DEFEND HIM FROM A GROUP OF Ores sing his name, striking fear into the hearts of every man woman and child 10 REBELS ARMED WITH STICKS, STILL LOSES Has a proud heritage of man killing IS THE RETARDED COUSIN OF THE DEATH STAR Can move himself through the sheer power of his anger, but lets his fans feel like they're helping Has no equal in middle earth or any other realm Boars Head Wolfs Head Orange
Several of the Grond memes made comparisons which compared the ram favorably to other things. For example, on June 8th, 2018, user jc_special posted a meme favorably comparing Grond to trebuchets, gaining over 7,300 points (shown below, left). On October 11th, 2019, the same Redditor posted a similar comparison to girlfriends, gaining over 22,000 points (shown below, right).

GROND Trebuchet Can breach any door XUseless against doors V Made entirely out of iron XMade out of wood Has the fires of Mordor XVulnerable to fire burning in it's maw XDifficult to aim and very V 100% accuracy inaccurate V Also known as The Wolf's XGot its name from the Head French Girlfriend Vs. GROND otos - Only hot with makeup on - Has the fires of Mordor burning in its maw - Expects you to open doors for her Can open any door - Will start a badass - Requires emotional support

Various Examples

When your girl takes off her bra and you are ready to massage her boobs. (i.imgur.com) X submitted 2 years ago by crossbreed55 90CER OF THE WEST 5 comments share save hide report /i.imgur.com/slfhl9z.png Organism We are going to build an impenetrable wall J. R. R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Lord of the Rings LETMEΝ LET ME INNNNNN!!! Movie Photo caption GATES OF MINAS TIRITH GROND Head Human Photo caption

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